3 December 2020 Bob Hope A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
3 December 2020 Bob Hope If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
3 December 2020 Bob Hope I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.
3 December 2020 Bob Hope A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
3 December 2020 Bob Hope If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
3 December 2020 Bob Hope When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.