3 December 2020 Bill Watterson Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
3 December 2020 Bill Watterson The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
3 December 2020 Bill Watterson God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
3 December 2020 Bill Watterson So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
3 December 2020 Bill Watterson I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.
3 December 2020 Bill Watterson The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
3 December 2020 Bill Watterson Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
3 December 2020 Bill Watterson That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
3 December 2020 Bill Watterson Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
