3 December 2020 Bill Cosby Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
3 December 2020 Bill Cosby Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
3 December 2020 Bill Cosby My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn’t because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.
3 December 2020 Bill Cosby A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
3 December 2020 Bill Cosby Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
3 December 2020 Bill Cosby Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
3 December 2020 Bill Cosby Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
3 December 2020 Bill Cosby A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
3 December 2020 Bill Cosby The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.
