3 December 2020 Adam Carolla I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
3 December 2020 Adam Carolla People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
