3 December 2020 Keith Thibodeaux Lucy took care of me on the set, and made sure that none of the crew cussed around me. She also had birthday parties for me and made sure that they were well attended.
3 December 2020 Joe Barton The American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty, democracy, and justice. It is fitting that the House act to protect it as we approach our nation’s birthday, and as our men and women in uniform rally behind it in Iraq’s battlefields.
3 December 2020 Doug Coupland Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
3 December 2020 E. Joseph Cossman The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to remember it once.
3 December 2020 Brandy Norwood All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I’m having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have.
3 December 2020 Evan Rachel Wood I’ll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can’t, that’s just too creepy. I don’t think I can go there.
3 December 2020 Chris Evans For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes.
3 December 2020 Lisa Loeb When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
3 December 2020 Puff Daddy I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books I have had fans send me birthday cakes… sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage.
3 December 2020 David Sedaris It’s odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You’ll have a nice time, then two years later you’ll be like, ‘There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?’
3 December 2020 Sarah Sutton I love photography. My boyfriend’s got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.
3 December 2020 Molly Sims My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
3 December 2020 Harold Pinter My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 – or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish.
3 December 2020 Sam Levenson It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.’
3 December 2020 Matthew Macfadyen I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would be fine. I feel the same now. I get nervous, then it’s fine.
3 December 2020 Audrey Hepburn Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you’re exactly the same.
3 December 2020 Marian McPartland I’m trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won’t be out until next year. I don’t know.
3 December 2020 Mike Wallace As I approach my 88th birthday, it’s become apparent to me that my eyes and ears, among other appurtenances, aren’t quite what they used to be. The prospect of long flights to wherever in search of whatever are not quite as appealing.
3 December 2020 Lucius Annaeus Seneca A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
3 December 2020 Johnny Vegas I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
3 December 2020 Erma Bombeck A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
3 December 2020 Chloe Moretz My mom won’t let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it’s TK Maxx or a birthday occasion.
3 December 2020 Shawn Levy Even when I was a kid, I had a good thing with kids. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups.
