3 December 2020 Casey Stengel The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
3 December 2020 Amy Poehler In a recent Valentine’s Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that – oh, who cares?
3 December 2020 Bram Stoker How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams.
3 December 2020 Charlie Sheen I saw 28 Days. I don’t remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It’s a big landfill.
3 December 2020 Julia Roberts My boyfriend keeps telling me I’ve got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. ‘Why a house?’ ‘Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.’
3 December 2020 Samuel Butler Every man’s work, whether it be literature, or music or pictures or architecture or anything else, is always a portrait of himself.
3 December 2020 Van Morrison These days politics, religion, media seem to get all mixed up. Television became the new religion a long time back and the media has taken over.
3 December 2020 Bill Gates If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.
3 December 2020 Jonathan Sacks Britain, relative to the U.S., is a highly secular society. Philanthropy alone cannot fill the gap left by government cutbacks. And the sources of altruism go deep into our evolutionary past.
3 December 2020 Robert Fulghum It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.
3 December 2020 Todd Barry I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
3 December 2020 R. Buckminster Fuller Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we’ve been ignorant of their value.
3 December 2020 Steven Patrick Morrissey What’s the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn’t.
3 December 2020 Frances Wright Religion may be defined thus: a belief in, and homage rendered to, existences unseen and causes unknown.
3 December 2020 Friedrich Ludwig Jahn The secret of living in peace with all people lies in the art of understanding each one by his own individuality.
3 December 2020 Fiona Apple I don’t know if anybody wants to mix their politics with their entertainment.
3 December 2020 Frederick Douglass Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe.
3 December 2020 Allen West I don’t look to a man to get pride in myself. It’s not about having a black president, it’s about having a good president, and I think that’s the most important thing.
3 December 2020 Christopher Walken There’s something dangerous about what’s funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.
3 December 2020 Maria Bartiromo I’m not a money manager, but I can tell you what the conventional wisdom is. The younger you are, the more risk you can take on.
3 December 2020 Tom Landry Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it’s so incredible, it’s unbelievable.
3 December 2020 Gracie Allen Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
