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Groucho Marx quotes

1890–1977 · American comedian

The moustache, the cigar and the one-liners. Many classic Groucho jokes were written by his scriptwriters — which he cheerfully admitted.

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2 quotes traced to Groucho Marx's own work or a reliable witness.

Sourced

I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.

Source: Groucho and Me (1959), recalling his resignation from the Friars Club

Attributed

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Source: Widely attributed